Mom: That cucumber actor you like seems like a real idiot.
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch?
Mom: Yea, him.
Me: What, mom, no, look…
Wait, no, not that—
Just a minute—
Hold up, give me a minute—
HE’S NORMAL, I SWEAR, JUST LET ME—
Okay, you know what, fuck it.
you know my mom thinks he’s hot and that’s awkward
omg everyone calm down Fili and Kili are going to see Erebor
BOTFA still has to happen right!? It happens right outside Erebor.
and I’m sure they didn’t find the nice armor in laketown after it was destroyed
(though Kili cover up honey you are wide open for arrows with that exposed chest)
So yes they’re gonna see Erebor
they’re gonna march right up in there with Bofur and Oin
and have a nice little confrontation with their uncle
and we can all die and drown in our tears.